3/23/14

Supernova

Made from stardust, life is a fusion of numbers and voices.

+$848 Month at the office
+$500 Help from the grandparents
-$700 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$70 Vehicle registration
-$60 Gas
-$60 EZ Pass refill
-$20 Working lunches

Sorry, you made it to our top five, but one candidate had just a bit more experience than you did.

+502 Month at the office
+$500 Help from the grandparents
-$700 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$40 Gas
-$20 Working lunches

It's a slow month, sorry.”

+907 Month at the office
+$250 Help from grandpa
-$700 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$60 Gas
-$60 EZ Pass refill
-$20 Working lunches
-$90 Groceries

Since your grandmother passed, you need to buy your own groceries.”

+1,055 Month at the office
+$250 Help from grandpa
-$700 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$40 Gas
-$20 Working lunches
-$120 Groceries

I used to make the same amount of money you do and I was able to scrape together $500 for rent, plus utilities, groceries, and the same student loan burden! What do you mean those numbers don't add up?”

+743 Month at the office
-$700 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$80 Gas
-$60 EZ Pass refill
-$20 Working lunches
-$100 Groceries

You have no choice, it's a 55+ community. Sleep on your grandmother's couch, I'm not taking you in.”

+570 Month at the office
-$700 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$95 Gas
-$60 EZ Pass refill
-$20 Working lunches
-$90 Groceries

We can only lower your monthly payment to $300. Your lender doesn't allow us to extend the term, and we're not going to ask them to.”

+980 Month at the office
-$700 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$115 Gas
-$60 EZ Pass refill
-$20 Working lunches
-$100 Groceries
-$55 Hotel
-$40 Food while traveling
-$70 Replace dress shoes ruined in a puddle of gas

We liked you a lot, but another candidate had more experience working in a studio environment.”

+965 Month at the office
-$100 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$90 Gas
-$60 EZ Pass refill
-$20 Working lunches
-$90 Groceries
-$50 Replace irreparable sneakers

You can't pay less than your monthly minimum, call your servicer for help making your payments manageable.”

+770 Month at the office
-$100 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$1,000 Car Insurance for the year
-$105 Cell phone
-$110 Gas
-$60 EZ Pass refill
-$20 Working lunches
-$98 Groceries
-$20 Replace car charger for phone

If your job requires you to have a phone and a car, maybe you should just get a better job?”

+962 Month at the office
-$100 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$90 Gas
-$60 EZ Pass refill
-$20 Working lunches
-$90 Groceries
-$100 Tax preparation

I deserve monetary benefit from you—forcing you to buy insurance makes it cheaper for me! And it's good for you anyway!”

+955 Month at the office
-$100 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$115 Gas
-$60 EZ Pass refill
-$20 Working lunches
-$80 Groceries

We couldn't take you in, but we could afford two new dogs and your sister's two pregnancies.”

+750 Month at the office
-$100 Student loans
-$130 Student loans
-$105 Cell phone
-$75 Gas
-$60 EZ Pass refill
-$20 Working lunches
-$90 Groceries

But the game's just $20! You can get that!”

Stardust and fusion; the brightest have already collapsed. Do you know the power of your voice?

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